According to unnamed, yet well-placed sources within the New Jersey socialiteâ€™s inner-circle, the father of Nicole â€œSnookiâ€ Polizziâ€™s unborn devil-child is not some random Italian dude/boyfriend as reported by several once-respected media outlets, but rather erstwhile Los Angeles Laker and reality TV star Mr. Lamar Odom-Kardashian.
And Khloeâ€™s pissssed.
Mr. Kardashian and the Snookster have kept their tumultuous affair secret up until now, and word is they are now shopping a package reality show deal where Lamar is followed as he divorces his barren, childless wife and moves on to navigating the wonders of childbirth with his new pint-sized, overly tanned love.
GoDaddy.com has secured the rights to advertise inside the vaginal canal, and the birth will be broadcasted live on the E! Network, so mark your calendars, kids.
*This is just a theory â€“ Ed.